Notes from the Ferry Queue

***This is an unedited excerpt from The Housewives of Greensea Island: Season Two…coming to you this fall!

When you need something done on Greensea, you know who to call. It’s the millennial who can do a little bit of everything. The PTO president who juggles tasks and her own life like they’re delicate china. The single working mom who manages time and her to do list with the military precision. And the empty nester who’s looking for a reason to pull back the curtains. Time and time again, we...

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By GG

Reporting from the Greensea Ferry Terminal

Island residents boarding the 7:05 am ferry on Tuesday were greeted by a hand-painted sign suspended high between two thin pines near the ferry terminal entrance.

The sign read:

FERRY’S THAT WAY. DON’T LET THE ISLAND CONVINCE YOU IT NEEDS YOU.

The banner immediately sparked scores of text messages, unnecessary concern, and at least three unscheduled committee meetings.

Mayor Nickerbottom’s office released a statement shortly after 8 am.

“We have no...